Black! In his unfortunately titled solo show, Michael Washington Brown performs monologues purporting to demonstrate the “distinct differences” and “very definite similarity between Black people from all walks of life.” Well, just four, and all men: a music-loving African-American, a brainy Londoner, a paternal Jamaican, and a generic African, all primarily concerned with local, national, and global disunity among black people. Their musings range from provocative (can a Britisher ever feel “black enough?”) to insupportable (black people have a “natural sense of danger”). Whatever the case, they do little but hold forth during their extended, discursive speeches; they’re bundles of convictions and concerns rather than people. Brown is a graceful performer with a knack for accents, but he never lets us gets below his characters’ skin. —Justin Hayford
Fight City In 2077, a virus that makes men sterile has flipped the social order, making the male population superfluous and placing all civil and domestic authority in women’s hands. I counted fully ten fights in this angry, juvenile play by Scott OKen, which pits a brutal police force made up mostly of women against a platoon of lady outlaws in war paint, headed up by the sadistic Erica Burdon (Kim Boler). The many slow and repetitive melees that ensue make this Factory Theater show an extremely predictable live-action beat ’em up. The final showdown between Burdon and Barb Davies (Jennifer Betancourt), a second-generation cop with a chip on her shoulder, has two fights’ worth of exposition and feels like what’s called a boss battle. Jill Oliver directs her first full production. —Max Maller
Fuck You, John Lennon In Sarah Ruhl’s Passion Play, fish are a surreal motif, memorably realized in the Goodman’s 2007 production by lifelike puppets paraded across the stage, shimmering and obscure. A similar image, perverted and diminished, adorns the interludes of writer-director Kallie Rolinson’s Fuck You, John Lennon, where humans with goldfish headpieces singing, cavorting, and playing ukulele are the highlight of a production that includes some appalling acting and dancing only partially redeemed by a blockbuster drag performance of the Beatles’ “Let It Be.” The premise is one that plagues many a regrettable creation: May is an artist in crisis about her art. Here, her funk summons the ghost of John Lennon, who doesn’t take to whiny May but hotboxes and scarfs Hot Pockets with shiny Christian, aka Yoko Homo, her BFF. And the fish play on. —Irene Hsiao
They’re Playing Our Song Just about every number by Broadway legend Marvin Hamlisch in this 1978 semiautobiographical romantic comedy, loosely based on his real-life courtship with collaborator Carole Bayer Sager, sounds like a sitcom theme song. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, especially if the kitsch factor is embraced, but this Brown Paper Box Co. production, directed and choreographed by Daniel Spagnuolo, attempts to play it straight, with chintzy, piped-in keyboards and downplayed variations on book writer Neil Simon’s zingers. In an attempt to mitigate the script’s cheesiness, actor Dan Gold transforms Hamlisch from a nerdy savant into a sarcastic jackass, and as Sager, Carmen Risi doesn’t fare much better, stuck with rake-effect gags that offer diminishing returns. The vocals in a few ensemble numbers shine, surrounded by two hours of schmaltz. —Dan Jakes