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Love During Wartime

Works Calling up your ex and asking to get married Saying, “If you don’t make love to me, the terrorists win.” Putting a toy camera in your shoe and pretending to be a CIA operative Asking, “Want to fool around with my night-vision goggles?” Doesn’t work Calling up your ex and demanding your CDs back […]

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Hipster Dave

Hipster Dave When this wunderkind is hit with a torrent of adulation, he breaks into a bunch of little publishing ventures. The king’s horses and the king’s men gather round to bid for the movie rights to the likable, self-effacing toy. Comes complete with first masterpiece, The Unbearable Greatness of Me. Art accompanying story in […]

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Napster Baby

Napster Baby While doing battle with his archenemy, Metallica, Napster Baby downloads plenty of popular music–for free! Your parents will think you’re doing homework. New villains coming in 2001: BigMusic, Journalist With a Fondness for Writing at Length About Copyright Litigation, and Godzilla. Art accompanying story in printed newspaper (not available in this archive): photo […]