Whine and Cheez The following occurred at “Mr. Beef” on Orleans…. Mr. Beef Guy: Whadya want? My Friend Pat: I’ll take a hotdog and fries. MBG: You want a coke with that? MFP: No, thanks. Can I just get a water? MBG: Water? (PAUSES, LOOKS AROUND IN THAT TOUGH-ROBERT-DENIRO SORT OF WAY) You want WATER?! […]
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Whine and Cheese
1-HONEST to God, my dentist confessed that no even he doesn’t floss. 2-I took my four-year-old to see a Sunday matinee of “Space Jam” at Water Tower theaters. The audience was mostly young kids and their parents. The preview? A montage of boobies, butts, and bad words from Rodney Dangerfield’s latest movie. 3-THE health food […]