Hey, Faggot: My girlfriend often gives me head, but she won’t let me return the favor. I’ve tried repeatedly to go down on her, but she always cringes and turns her vittles away from me. When I ask why, she just answers, “Why would any man want to put his mouth where I pee?” I […]
Hey, Faggot: I am a straight woman, 37, who has been friends with a man, 34, for four years. Our relationship has been platonic–we’ve never had any sexual contact other than making out–although we have expressed a strong attraction for one another. However, we decided to keep our relationship non-sexual in order to retain our […]
Hey faggot: I go to a clean, well-managed safe-sex club. In a crowded orgy scene, sometimes alien fingers gravitate to assholes, which can be delightful–but can I catch diseases from a finger? AIDS? Herpes? Other STDs? Disposable latex gloves are provided, but in the frenzy of passion they aren’t always used. How safe is finger […]
With the passing of communism and the election of a prochoice president, the leaders of the Christian Right have identified a new threat–me.
Barbie’s boyfriend sports a cock ring.
I dropped by four large universities last week—the University of Lethbridge, SUNY in Albany, the University of Maryland, and the University of Alaska in Anchorage—to do “Savage Love Live,” the college-speaking-gig version of my sex-advice column. I enjoyed visiting all four campuses and, as ever, learned a few things out on the road. (Brinking? Who […]