Is it too early for end of summer cleaning? We are in the ‘dog days of summer’ so I think now is a good time to start cleaning in order to prepare for the autumnal equinox. It’s kind of nice to bag and throw away things that have collected over the year(s), kind of like […]
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Will All My Grown Up Friends Say, They’ve Seen It All Before
Lately has been a period of reoccurring ideas and terms. Right before my birthday last winter I was told by my personal astrologer (I call him that because he loves talking about star alignment and such and I know jack shit about it but really he is no astrologer although you could call him and […]
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Now We’ve Established Something Precious
Circles, squares, pizza, sandwiches, chocolate milk, snow storms, Entenmann’s, messes, Chicago winter and relationships. Hangout? Date? It’s all just getting to know someone—
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Before You Brainwash My Mind
Creatures preying on the human race and they walk among us.
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I’m Like “Huh” and She’s All “Hey”
Let’s talk about how we really feel. On second thought, let’s not. On third thought, let’s quit wasting time and go back to that first thought.
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You Don’t Stick No More
I walked over to her place in the blizzard around 7:45, planning to order delivery food and just hang out. When I got there she was shoveling her walk, and we walked inside to her place. She had two dogs, one 15 lbs and one about 30 lbs. The big one was excited and jumpy […]
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Goodbye To My First Kiss
Kissing cousins, relative terms, and a guy who spits instead of swallows. All and all, not a bad night.
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She’s all like ‘I Don’t Think So’ and I’m Going…
I think I have a condition. I guess we could call it a heart condition for the sake of this blog but a condition none the less. See every time I find myself in a lame relationship or dating a girl that makes me question what the hell it is I am doing with her, […]
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Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts
Get a system and stick to it or maybe just inject your system with some music and cheap beer
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I’ll Call In Sick Too
Working on a relationship or relationship work…oh wait, it’s working hard or hardly working.
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Reduced to Fractions
He’s an import and he can go from zero to creepy in about an hour.
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Don’t Baby, Baby
What do you say? Yeah, I think that just turning and leaving is a pretty good answer
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I Think About You During Commercials
You have dance moves like Hammer but those are about the only moves your have.
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Get Into The Groove!
Held onto the relationship long enough to gain a lifetime of dancing and singing.