If you ask Andy P. Reynolds, water is overrated.
Author Archives: Jay Kirk
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Simone’s Got Blue Eyes
Despite the small army of children waiting behind her (Kay obliviously among them), Simone had been receiving the clown’s favors going on ten minutes now: her lashes fluttered as the inflated salami twisted into yet another doting poodle. Anna could not conceal from herself that she wished evil on the brat. Ground Round. Simone’s fifth […]
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Just Shoot Me
A reenactment of the historic invasion of Grenada? Paintball? It sounded like a good time–until the first time I got killed.
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Preachin’ Puppets
Believers convene in Bourbonnais for a week of glory, salvation, and gospel ventriloquism.
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Did my Grandpa Mac help clean up this mess?
On the Trail of the Mysterious Embalmer