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Celebrity Studs

“Laurel, which celebrity stud would be most likely to search for your G-spot?” It’s my worst nightmare this year. I’m a guest on a new TV game show, Celebrity Studs, a hybrid of Studs and Hollywood Squares. I survey the gridded game board of nine men whose carnal activities have brought them recent media attention. […]

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Night Owls

At a quarter to four in the morning, a small group huddles in front of the North Park Village Nature Center on Chicago’s northwest side. Our guide, naturalist Jerry Garden, questions the young couple walking toward us: “Are you here for the owl prowl?” When they say yes, I ask Jerry jokingly, “Why else?” He […]

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Ladies’ Luncheon

There is a certain type of woman who eats lunch alone at Marshall Field’s. While others her age need walkers, she can still glide gracefully (if slowly) on tasteful Italian pumps. A hat could upset the balance of her expensively arranged coiffure, but she still dons one on special occasions. And she doesn’t wait for […]

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Waiting for Jane

Two strangers, a man and a woman, share a bench on the corner of Addison and Halsted. Their parcels lean against their thighs. Hers: bubble wrap squashed into a plastic Jewel sack. His: a filthy blue gym bag with an obscure corporate logo. She gazes eastward, searching for signs of the Addison bus. He squints […]