So I have, um, a friend whose cat occasionally forgoes the litter box for more luxurious places to take care of business—like that gorgeous vintage chair or, say, the brand-new couch. My, ahem, friend’s boyfriend really doesn’t like cats; in fact, he can hardly tolerate the sight of them. Needless to say, a quiet night on said couch watching Law & Order amid the faint smell of cat piss probably would have landed her a ticket to Breakup City. Luckily, A-Abace are the Ghostbusters of cleaning services. They came to her immediate rescue, swarmed the house Mafia-style, and within the hour all evidence of cat pee was completely destroyed. The couch, and her relationship, remain firmly intact.