Rahm EmanuelRunners-up Rahm EmanualRham EmmanuelRahm Emmanuel!!!!Emauel, Rahm don’t wait!Raul EmanuelRohm EmanuelRahm ImmanuelRahm Emmanuel, or anyone who would kill him if he didn’t winRaum EmanualRaum EmmanuelRam EmmanuelRom EmmanuelR. EmanuelRahmbo!Tom TunneyDavid HoffmanForrest ClaypoolForest ClaypoolLes ClaypoolOprah WinfreyManny FloresWeed WolfLisa MadiganLuis GutierrezLuis GuttierezLou GuiteirezToni PreckwinkleToni PerwinkleTeri PeriwinklePaul VallasTodd StrogerTodd StogerTom DartMichael JordanMike QuigleyJesse JacksonJesse Jackson Jr.Jesse Jackson Sr.Reverend Jesse Jackson Jr.Barack ObamaBarack O’BamaMichelle ObamaAndy ShawLebron JamesScott WaguespackScott WaguepackWaugasbachScott WaugespakScotty WagsSnoopyJesse WhiteAlex WhiteThax DouglasMaggie Daley Heather KennyRon HubermanOzzie GuillenRonnie Woo WooMichael MinerHillary ClintonDanny MillerJoe MooreMike DitkaBruce WayneTom AllenScott Lee CohenJohn KassJoel QuennevilleTim TutenJohn A. Canning Jr.ABDHis fatherDick SimpsonJello BiafraWilliam AyersKevin CovalChristine ConleyBrian CostelloDamien JohnsonGodJoe LakeChuck (Club Foot)A sock puppetTony Peraica (sp?)PiracaBrian P DaileyJesus “Chuy” GarciaMeMe, Mary WynnMy MomBernie EptonBrian LeiterRiccardo MutiEliot SpitzerMatt McMurrayDesiree RogersEd BurkeRupert BondNerese CampbellFrank SobotkaNorman WilsonTommy CarcettiAdam YauchMiguel DeValleMatthew FilipowiczFashion Man!Tipper GoreDavid TrinidadJessica RoseAntti NiemiPedro HernandezRachel GoodsteinLouis FarakahnCecil AdamsDuncan KeithJesus CoreaBen JoravskyBen JorvaskyBen JovarskyMick DumkeMike Dumke or Ben JovarskyMick Dumke and/or Ben JoravskyGery ChicoBob FiorettiTom GeogheganDaniel JohnstonAndrew BaeRick SantelliRudy Lozano Jr.Max BeverVi DaleyMichael ZalewskiBrendan O’ReillyBrendan RileyBilly DecTed NugentKaty HoganDavid OrrAlan Lazowsky – Owner of LAZ ParkingDavid AxelrodMike O’ConnellChaz AllenTimothy Evans Chief Judge Circuit Court of Cook CountyJason AppelHelen ShillerHelen SchillerArun’s ThaiHarold WashingtonAlexi GiannouliasAlexi GianouliasAlexi GinnuliousGiannouliisGiannapoulisAlison TrueCartmanChris SchultzBobby RushRod BlagojevichBlago (from prison)Roger EbertJohn DaleyAl GoreWarrick Carter, President of Columbia College ChicagoJoanne HowardCarol MarinStuds’ GhostJames MeeksBozoArnie DuncanTom TresserMary DempseyScott Lee CohenRichard CahanAmanda PalmerWilliam “Doc” Walls III”Eugene SchulterSteve AlbiniAmanda KulczewskiJeremiah WrightSteven ColbertHeather SteansDeb MellMickey MouseCaroline KennedyDaniel DelcerroSomeone honestAl RokerDorothy BrownDion AnticWalter Burnett JrDavid PapciakVince VaughnTriumph the Insult Comic DogConan O’BrienDoug Walker (thatguywiththeglasses.com)Arnold SchwartzineggarRocky WirtzJohn CusackRon SantoDutchie CarayBuddy GuyJonathan ToewsPat QuinnPat Quinn – Hopefully he’ll be out of work by then.Wes RestlessSatanSharkula!Matt RucinsSteven CampangaAlpana SinghJet EvelethMike SheehanThat mold in my shower that is completely resistant to bleach.GodzillaCarol Moseley BraunRudy Lozano Jr.Betty Loren-MalteseAnyoneAnyone!Anyone!!ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anyone! Please!Any WomanAnyone but…Anyone elseAnyone, really.Anyone. Seriously. ANYONE.Anyone who can put an English sentence together correctly.Literally anyoneAnyone at allAnyone who is not a DaleyAnyone outside of the Daley machineWilliam M. DaleyAnybody with a brainAnyone who is breathingAny Dog Catcher will do.Any RepublicanSomeone who actually cares about people and not moneySomeone who would beat himI don’t care if it’s a well-trained circus seal as long as SOMEONE beats him.No oneNo one … unless it’s another Daley … having a Daley as mayor is as Chicago as saying popNo one, he should be Mayor for life.Anyone except Rahm EmmanuelNOT Rahm Emmanuel!Jon Stewart or anyone other than RahmThe ghosts of Mayor Daleys past.Daley’s unborn son Richard DaleyDoes he have a son?