Was just jacking Kylie’s style really so unsatisfying that you had to go and break into her hooded-leotard closet too?


And really? You’re going to release a video in early 2009 where you’re burning money? Who’s your management? Lehman Brothers? The Worst Ideas LLC?

I can’t wait for “Just Dance” to drop out of rotation because it’s been ruining my B96 vibe recently, but if Lady Gaga ends up getting lynched in the streets of Detroit by a bunch of unemployed auto workers they’ll probably be playing it every ten minutes. Be patient, my unemployed auto-worker friends. Your time will come.