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Get a call from a longtime reader, up in arms over an economic deal that’s just too bad to believe.

“You think Chicago’s bad,” she says. “Wait till you see what they’re doing in your hometown.”

That hometown would be Evanston, which till now’s been on a roll as far as I’m concerned, as they’ve inched toward legalizing marijuana for everybody, not just the white people.

But in this case . . .