• “It’s not that good,” says Ben J.

Largely because I love fried chicken almost as much as I love chocolate milk, I have been asked to weigh in on the all-important issue of First Ward alderman Joe Moreno’s battle with Chick-fil-A.

That’s the issue that’s seized the minds of Chicagoans, looking for distraction from a summer of drought, slaughter, pending worldwide famine brought on by global warming, and various other horrors civilization’s apparently helpless to prevent.