Well, hell, why not?

Daley: We’ll sign Olympics financial guarantee


Basically, the IOC told us to go jump in a lake, and we did (maybe we can get IOC prez Jacques Rogge on the city council). Philip Hersh has more on the city’s vague explanation of how that doesn’t necessarily mean we’re all going to drown.

John Kass asks: “do you [the IOC] really think you’re going to get answers from the suits of the Chicago 2016 Committee?” Kinda think they just got the answer they wanted.

Anyway. Did they mention there’ll be shot put?