I’m told that “SARAH MCLACHLAN CAN DANCE CIRLCES AROUNF YOUR UGLY ASS” is Kabbalah for “You have hereby failed to keep it sufficiently real.”

@KabbalahOregon shows you how it’s done. Rule #1: if you are spelling your words correctly, you are not doing it right.

As an aside, the angriest anyone on the Internet has ever gotten at me was when I described the lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls as mediocre, ersatz Bon Jovi lite.