Dear Staff,

Were you planning on writing about how the city of the year is experiencing a blissful renaissance? Now that the governor’s allegedly corrupt and possibly insane, that’s all off now.

Repeat: Chicago has changed and it is now a soul-chilling hellscape. We will be replacing Trend Story B with Trend Story A in your content management system and adding Trend Meta-Story C, about how Trend Story A Should Have Been Trend Story B. Bob Greene can help you if you have any questions.



(*thx bda)