‘Tis the season for list making, and since everyone on the Internets is doing it, so will I. Here’s an ultimate backstage tour rider compiled from some ultimate backstage tour riders.

Some awesome ice cubes (Foo Fighters)

A really good salad (Foo Fighters)

“Some crackers and maybe some dips. Hummus and taramasalata. Today the world, tamarasalata.” (Iggy Pop)

Two (2) seven-passenger Cadillac limousines (air-conditioned if possible), with chauffeurs (the Beatles)

White room, white flowers, white tables, white drapes, white candies, white couches (J. Lo)