Which could be a real safety boon – nothing says “approach with caution” like a garish domestic beerwater promo mountain bike.

In all seriousness, my current bike interests are the Flying Pigeon, sort of the Model T of Chinese bikes, and the Kona Africa Bike 3, which is kind of like a budget Dutch city bike. Speaking of which, Copenhagen Cyclery is having a sale (via), including $300 off the bonkers, awesome Velorbis Leikier, which puts it at only a couple thousand out of my price range.

Also sort of tempted by this Huffy Sun Country, the AMC Gremlin of the bike world, because shut up.