The Great Pumpkin Billy Corgan has just dropped the price on his Gold Coast condo to $2.85 million, which almost puts it within our price range. It’s got walnut parquet floors and a reception room, plus a balcony and a library. The only thing missing is a built-in George Foreman grill in the kitchen. And style! Yes, it’s rather bland. If you’re interested anyway, tell Koenig & Strey—they’re selling the thing.

If the Condo de Corgan is too city for you, K&S also sells castles in the suburbs like the Schweppes estate, which has one of those chessboard floors so your family can practice the dancing and chess-playing parts of the “One Night in Bangkok” video when there’s nothing cool on television to watch.