Television/radio personality Glenn Beck has promised that his “Restoring Honor rally” tomorrow in the nation’s capital will be an “American miracle,” the “Woodstock of the next generation,” the “anti-Woodstock,” and a “turning point in America,” all packaged into one “unforgettable” weekend. Billed as a benefit for the Special Operations Warrior Foundation (“the troops”), the event is taking place on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, on the 47th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, natch. Maybe Beck will revisit his “I have a theory speech,” in which he called President Barack Obama “a guy … who has a deep-seated hatred for white people, or the white culture, I don’t know what it is”—but who doesn’t dislike whites, necessarily.