• Torben Hansen

I was watching the NBA finals—Miami versus OKC—when the call came in from my man Mick Dumke.

“You’re gonna have to give Mayor Rahm some love,” he said. “He did something you want him to do.”

“What—he stepped down as mayor and named Karen Lewis as his replacement?”

“No, he’s calling for the decriminalization of pot . . .”

“I don’t believe you.”