And disgust you. And appall you. And maybe make your skin crawl. And that would please David C. Hayes immensely.
Hayes is now based in Michigan, but he lived in Chicago for a number of years. While here Hayes was deeply involved in the theater community, particularly with Sweetback Productions (now known as Hell in a Handbag Productions), with which he performed in such staples as Scarrie—The Musical, Rudolph the Red-Hosed Reindeer, and Joan Crawford Goes to Hell.
Also notably (notoriously?), ‘Gator Bait, written by Hayes. Here’s a portion of the 1999 Reader review of ‘Gator Bait: