• Hi, how are you?

I see that you premiered in my home country, having already played all over the world. You’ve already recouped the costs of production from foreign box office, so your arrival in the United States is something of a grand homecoming. Welcome home, Battleship. You must be in good spirits.

I’m writing because I wanted to tell you about a man I met recently. In fact, I met him just a few hours before the preview screening of Battleship I attended. He was a disabled military veteran. I thought you might like to hear about him because you seem sympathetic to veterans. One of your most endearing characters is a soldier who lost his legs in combat. You make a point of showing that he’s still capable of defending his country after a remarkably short recovery period.