Crain’s Chicago Business reported that Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose just bought a $2.8 million three-bedroom condo in Trump Tower.

Trump Tower is just a few blocks away from the Reader office at Grand and State. I’m guessing Rose will have a better view of the city than I do from my window.

But hey, Derrick, do you mind if I crash there when I work late nights here? (Not uncommon.) Would be a real time-saver for me.

Just give me a set of keys for when you’re traveling with the Bulls. And, if it’s not too much to ask, please keep the liquor cabinet stocked with plenty of bourbon. Thanks, man.