Survey says: Steve Harvey goofed. Credit: Dideo

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• The rules for being a female comedian? (“Be funny. Be pretty. But not too pretty!!!”) Aimee Levitt

• That Steve Harvey flubbed the announcement of Miss Universe? —Kevin Warwick

• How Jeff Bezos has improved the financial outlook of the Washington Post by focusing on its technology and online user experience? (Might not be available without a subscription.) Tal Rosenberg

• About how local Spanish-language media has been covering Anita Alvarez and Laquan McDonald?Tal Rosenberg

• That more than 80 percent of Chicago police dash cams have nonfunctioning audio because of operator error or “intentional destruction?” Steve Bogira

• That Hasbro’s new six-pack of action figures from The Force Awakens does not include Rey? Aimee Levitt

• This Milwaukee small business owner’s response to a letter of congratulations from Scott Walker? Ryan Smith