Well, that’s gracious. DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID. MAYBE JUST GO CLEAR BRUSH FOR AWHILE.

KTHX, AMERICA

I like the idea of a presidential bailout bill: “I think still-President Bush is so weary of being president, he would accept an early-buyout, as long as it included full pension.”

Update: Bush needs to be “patient” about his memoirs? Oh hell no. Rush that out while people are still pissed enough to care.