- DIY warning signs. (Hat tip to Feminist Law Professors.)
- DIY demotivational posters. I swear I will now quit blogging about these even though they are the funniest things in the universe. And now it looks like Chicago’s own So-Called Austin Mayor has been putting this poster generator to good use.
- DIY termination of law-firm interview, from Abovethelaw.com’s series of “Interview Horror Stories”:
“I was interviewing with a Chicago branch of a large national firm. The interview was proceeding uneventfully when the interviewer (who had a bizarre, affected British accent) asked me what kind of law I intended to practice. I had worked on both commercial litigation and employment law cases at another firm the previous summer, and I told him quite honestly that I had not made up my mind, but it would likely be one of those two areas.
“He reacted to my answer with a horrible, shocked expression. ‘Young man,’ he said, ‘if you can’t tell me right now exactly what you intend to do with the rest of your legal career, I’m afraid you’re not our firm’s material.’
“Now it was my turn to be shocked. I stood up, extended my hand, and said, ‘You’re absolutely right. I realize now that working for you would be one of the biggest mistakes I could ever make. Thank you for setting me straight.’ I shook his hand, spun around, and walked out.”