(Update: Got snookered by a hoax [h/t FGFM]. Doesn’t change the possible validity of the assertions, though.)

I always thought I was just weird, but I now know, thanks to the Soda Pop Board of America, that mom & dad didn’t start me on a strict regimen of sody pop early enough to get me through puberty and adolescence.

(h/t Michael Miner; from an e-mail forward “celebrating the return of Mad Men“)