The thing I actually want for Christmas I know I will not get, in part because I just don’t think it’s possible outside my imagination: I want a little puppy that will wear a hot-dog bun for my amusement.

The Anti-Cruelty Society reminds us that pets should never be given as gifts and suggests a gift certificate for an animal adoption instead.

You can check out a few of the animals awaiting adoption at ACS here.