At the beginning of the month Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim put eight pilots of new animated-short series up on its Web site and allowed viewers to vote for their favorite, promising to award the winner a slot in the programming block. That winner turned out to be Cheyenne Cinnamon and the Fantabulous Unicorn of Sugar Town Candy Fudge, which features among its voice actors T-Pain, Doom, and Neko Case, who plays the titular thong-baring, coke-bingeing, very Britney-esque pop starlet. With a cast like that, you might be tempted to get excited. Which is a bummer, because the show is a fucking drag.