For no reason other than that everything sucks right now, why not indulge in some nostalgia?

Eagle Insurance

Moo & Oink

The Empire Carpet man, the most comforting television presence of my childhood

Victory Auto Wreckers (and the story behind this classic ad)

Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet, where you always save more money

Harry Schmerler, the singing Ford salesman

Al Piemonte Ford: It’s not a cheap used car, it’s “basic transportation”

R.L. Dukes Oldsmobile

And, of course, the king of the car dealers, Bob Rohrman

Peter Francis Geraci, whose offices are a defrocked Taco Bell

Nelson Brothers loves me!

But Harlem Furniture has style