The Stranger is offering a chance to give what most of us receive plenty of year round: advice. You have until Friday, December 11, at 3 PM central to bid for slot as a guest sexpert in Dan Savage’s nationally syndicated Savage Love column, answering a reader query or two and showing the world what sort of pragmatic perverted knowledge you’ve gained over the years. Or, you know, pass off the opportunity to a special friend for Hanukkah. Bidding is up to $330 as of this morning; the money goes to three local Seattle charities.