Did you go to Glenn Beck and Andrew Breitbart’s historic Right Nation party on Saturday? I wanted to cover it for the Reader, so I asked for press credentials—and never got them. It sounded like a pretty tight affair: an editor at one of the local dailies told me their reporter had to follow various rules, including “no crowd shots” and “chaperoned interviews at all times.”

The press policy and $125 admission fee might have kept me away, but Beck couldn’t stop me from reading the Internet. So here’s a Twitter timeline documenting the “918” experience, for you and Posterity.