So you might be aware that today is the latest milestone in Creative Loafing, Inc’s bankruptcy odyssey. I have no idea what’s going to happen–but I do have an idea.

1. Fundraising drive so that the Reader can move into WBBM-2’s likely-to-be-vacant street-level Studio A, the latest casualty of the economy and the Block 37 curse.

2. Dearborn Street HD Tetris and kitten videos 24/7 on the big screen. 

3. Profit!

Not to mention that putting Block 37 to work at a cut rate to house Ben Joravsky would finally bring the damned lot some sorely needed dignity.