Just what sort of help is fast food mega conglomerate Yum! Brands, Inc. trying to attract with this recruitment poster stuck outside the KFC/Taco Bell at Irving and California, one of some 35,000 “system restaurants” in its global empire?

We’re looking for a clean cut, all-American, customer-focused, self-starter with the hidden potential to process his mother into Chili Cheese Burrito filling. Someone who thinks outside the bun.