If you happen to be looking for a $110,000-a-year job that involves answering lots of phone calls about garbage collection, getting pushed around by Mayor Daley and his minions, and resisting the impulse to accept bribes, City Hall is advertising a couple of openings you might be interested in.

Sure, you have to live in either the 1st or 29th Ward. But if you do, the mayor himself would like to hear from you. From a press release posted on the home page of the city’s Web site:

“Mayor Richard M. Daley is seeking residents of the 1st and 29th Wards who are interested in being considered for Aldermen to apply to fill the vacancies in those wards. Applications should be submitted to the Mayor’s Office by Friday, February 19, 2010.”