Well, the world didn’t end Saturday, and the seer who predicted it would happen (as he said it would in 1994) is searching for answers. (San Francisco Chronicle)

But there was a massive tornado in Joplin, Missouri, Sunday, which killed 89 people and destroyed most of the town. (Kansas City Star/NY Times)

A Chicago Streets and Sanitation worker was charged with driving under the influence after crashing a city vehicle into a group of models posing as a wedding party Saturday. Eight people were injured. (Tribune)