Starting Saturday, Veoba and Last Match Theater Co. host an intriguing-sounding series of events called Hot Milk: “Chicago’s alternative take on the classic 70s-era car wash.” But instead of cars they’ll be washing bikes—and if this video has anything to do with reality, the events may also involve a trio of hipster girls shooting milk-filled Super Soakers (and why is everybody talking about Super Soakers this week?). Weekly attractions include food for sale, drink specials, DJs, and work by local visual artists. This week’s kickoff event, which starts at 2 PM Saturday at the Continental (2801 W. Chicago), also involves a bike swap and a photo booth by Reader contributor Clayton Hauck of There’s no cover.