• Worth a try, I guess

The following account is based on a true story.

Step 1. Get burgled the evening before the last day of the NATO summit.

Step 2. Figure out what’s missing, breathe a sigh of relief it wasn’t worse, and call 311. Recorded message asks to leave a good time to call back. Say: anytime.

Step 3. Call 311 again. (See Step 2.)