News item: “Apple’s Profit Climbs 47% as Sales Gain”

News item: “Apple introduces Magic Mouse — the world’s first multi-touch mouse. It was just a matter of time, I guess, but wow. It’s basically everything that’s wonderful about the iPhone and iPod touch and a multi-touch track pad on a laptop all put into a mouse.”

Oh, wait, that’s not really a news item. Or an evaluation: