At first, I thought Kit was just another creepy theater fag using some bullshit “I want to adapt your book” angle to try to fuck me. Then I realized he’s not only serious about this, he had really great ideas about how to adapt it, and — he’s straight!

I don’t think the medium was really the problem with the last adaptation. Just don’t let Tucker Max near the stage lights, because he’s easily confused and overwhelmed (via Monica Reida).