Yesterday Julia Thiel wrote about the five-pound shrimp po’boy challenge at Phil’s Last Stand, where the monstrosity is measured in iPhones for some reason. We get a lot of absurd pitches like that around here and it’s tempting to simply dismiss the perpetrators altogether when it happens. Also because Phil’s has an off-menu item called the Jumbo—a hot dog inserted in a split Polish, smothered in salami-spiked mac and cheese—which is in the same disgusting league as the french fry sandwich. You just want to look away.