I’m not going to mention any names, but there’s this dude at the Y where I more or less work out with a very pronounced tattoo of Fall frontman Mark E. Smith on his right . . . trapezius, I think? Probably it’s a trapezius. Refer to the picture and decide for yourself. The context here is Berwyn, you understand, so I’m trying to figure out whether this is a “There goes the neighborhood” deal or a “Hey, the hipsters are arriving at last” deal. (It’s wearing, having to depend so heavily on fucking FitzGerald’s for cred, lemme tell you.)