You may or may not be aware that Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard has an album coming out next Tuesday. If you only know Howard from H&F you might expect it to be a rap record, but if you’ve read any of the awful, pretentious, self-infatuated interviews he’s given–apparently being Terrence Howard is a magical, inspirational experience involving lots of expensive fingernail maintenance–I bet you’ve already figured out that it’s overblown, overproduced, satin-smooth R & B. But even a committed Howardologist would have no way of guessing that it would sound almost exactly like a Flight of the Conchords slo-jam that never delivers its punch line.

Found via the Hater.