Hey, Im not happy about Notre Dames season either.

As the wins have piled up for Notre Dame this season, I’ve been consoled with best wishes, advice, and insights from friends around the country. Among those that weren’t thoroughly profane:

“Don’t worry—they always kick ass when they have a new coach. They should be imploding the middle of next year.”

“Those arrogant, sanctimonious pricks.”

“Fuck me.”