Could this be wronger? Headline spotted on the Daily Illini Web site: “Reporter who lost job in bikini flap named ‘person of interest’ in missings person case.” The AP story began, “The estranged husband of a suburban Chicago woman missing for more than two months was named a ‘person of interest’ Thursday by police investigating her disappearance.” Amy Jacobson wasn’t even mentioned in the article. (Thanks to Steve Drake.)

Could this be fussier?  Next Tuesday’s weather, as predicted on the Tribune weather page July 12: “Mainly sunny, breezy from the SW, hot and humid. What may become summer’s most durable (longest lasting) hot spell to date moves into a second day.” (Thanks to Harold Henderson.)