Jessica Hopper will discuss Miley Cyrus’s short shorts (I don’t know any more than you, and probably less) with a “concerned mom” tomorrow morning at 6:55 am CST on… Fox & Friends. Yes, that “befuddled screech owl” loony bin, arguably the most unpleasant show on The Most Trusted Name in The Decline of Western Civilization. I’d watch it, but it’s early, and Steve Doocy (pronounced, unfortunately, Do-see) gives me hives.

They have mixed feelings about skin:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Fox & Friends’ Lingerie Football Romp
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Spinal Tap Performance

Also on tomorrow’s show: Karl Rove, Newt Gingrich.

Semi-related: Hopper discovers a remarkable 1964 video demonstrating proper skanking technique.