So Glenn Beck is making jeans now. That’s not even surprising, because the dude is crazy, and crazy people do crazy things. Fine. The line is called 1791. Let’s see, what happened in 1791 that crazy old Glenn Beck would honor it with the name of his new clothing line? The splitting of Quebec into English- and French-speaking parts, planting the seeds for years of language-based hatred, hockey’s most storied rivalry, and Infinite Jest? Ha, no, Glenn Beck is not supporter of Canada orthe French, by and large. How about the founding of

which as points out, “Bill of Rights was ratified despite a lack of blue jeans in America”

Here is the thing, though. The dumb jeans ad—embedded after the jump—doesn’t even make sense a little bit. So I’ve