I never dreamed back in Journo 101 that one day I’d be seen on television sitting on a toilet rhapsodizing about a fish tank, but unless something changes, tonight at 7 Chicago Tonight will be airing a segment in which I take a whirlwind tour of resto restrooms–including the very best–with intrepid Emmy-winning producer Jay Shefsky and a cameraman who used to shoot the Frugal Gourmet.