Everyone knows that the British tabloids are the most reliable prolific dishers of Michael Jackson gossip–and that they write the most insane headlines anywhere. Like for instance the latest of many stories claiming that Michael Jackson has converted to Islam ran in the Sun today under the hed “THE WAY YOU MECCA ME FEEL,” which is absolutely brilliant. Also brilliant: the detail that “Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat,” sans any info about what kind of tiny hat or what significance the tiny hat had to the ceremony.