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  • A for-real moon rock

America’s space police have questioned a woman who allegedly tried to sell them a moon rock for $1.7 million at a Lake Elsinore Denny’s—a location that carries some symbolic value. Apparently, selling “moon rocks and other space artifacts” is illegal even at popular chain restaurants. Like this skull and box of random stuff, and blog posts written entirely to justify puns embedded in their titles, moon rocks are national treasures.